Come on over to the sunny Isle of Man. No controls on property purchase, maximum tax cap of £125k in a year, even if you earn a billion, max 20% tax rate otherwise. No Capital Gains Tax, No Inheritance Tax.
There may be the odd day of wind, rain and fog though! But very good fishing, trout to 20lb. They will even tolerate you wearing the high heeled waders (by the way how are those toes?).